Thank you, Pensito Review commenter, identified only as “c.”
Could not have said it better myself:
WHY DON’T FOX NEWS and ABC and all of the others get off of BILL CLINTON!!!! CLINTONS DICK MADE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN THE BASTARD FOOL IN THERE NOW!!!!
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Which bastard fool? President Foreskin or Vice-President Smegna?
Greg Bacon
Ava, MO