One Tampa-area T.V. station is still collecting birthday greetings for little Georgie. A few like-minded souls have made it there ahead of you.
Trust me on this one, Dubya’s birthday will never be a national holiday….. But I am sure there will be a lot of clowns at this Bozo’s birthday party. There is such a long list of them right there on his staff…
Happy Birthday Bush. I bet the troops in Irac (sic) would like to celebrate their birthday without having to be worried that their going to get shot at or bombed…
There are a bunch of dumbasses too. My favorite, because it really illustrates the thinking of the Others:
He ain’t perfect (there’s no such thing) but I can bet he’d do a better job than any of you and since I didn’t see any of your names on the ballot – guess that says it all!! Happy Birthday Mr. President! I’m glad to have a president with some balls, BRAINS, ethics and morals!
So there. I didn’t see your unknown, not part of a political dynasty name on the ballot.
Come on, PR readers, surely we can do better than these folks, and maybe even spell “Iraq” correctly. Give the president your regards on this happy occasion.
Update: Love this post from Greg Wilcox in Des Moines, Iowa:
Twenty-five other Americans born July 6, 1946 served and died in the Vietnam War.
Justin Marshall Lynch, Hezekiah George
Guadalupe B L Garibay, Brian Francis Gibbons
Lawrence Raymond Hagedorn, John Michael Henderson
Donald James Sheehy, Vins Ronald Hooper
John Patrick Collopy, Henry Robert Hocknell, Jr
Norman Ellsworth Fine, Jr, Robert Lee Stanek
Ronald Michael Obenour, Terry Lee Baxter
John Arleigh Nixon, William Henry Boswell
Samuel Reyna, John Joseph Cimorelli, Jr
William Henry White, William Joseph Oskilanec
Thomas Michael Casey, Jr, Lawrence Raspberry
George Joseph Fuerst, Nicholas Allen Berger
Raymon Horace James, Jr
Happy 60s, your Busholiness.
Heil to the chief! May your birthday be as miserable as those soldiers at Walter Reed Hospital who are suffereing because of your idiocy.
Heard it said that his age has caught up with his IQ. Sounds about right to me.
I guess congatulations are in order – it’s really quite rare for the mentally handicapped to live into even their 40’s. I don’t mean to be disrespectful to that group but our retard-in-chief is beating the odds; I had a cousin with Downs Syndrome who lived only into her 30’s but perhaps that’s a bad example because she learned how to read.
I rue the day he was born. Let his base celebrate, a big old Pod People party!
Congratulations on still breathing Mr. President. I am sure it has been tough not to swallow your tongue while choking down your own BS. Way to go Big Guy!!!
Raisin’ a cup of blood to ya, Bush old pal. How many folks did you kill today?
May I live long enough to see the day he reaps what he has sown.
To quote a common playground chant of the ’60s, no modifications are needed:
“Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too”
I cannot wait until your criminal cabal has
been shunnted off into oblivion or put in jail. I don’t believe torture is acceptable for ANY reason but perhaps in your case
I would make an exception. You’re a dull-witted, dangerous and greedy, selfish and
stupid, spoiled and absolutely repulsive
individual. Hurry up and die.
Another year, another day closer to
the truth coming out. Scared, aren’t you, Bush?
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Can’t wait til you’re jailed
And Bring Cheney along too
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You lie like a rug
And are an effin thug too
Happy Birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
You’re a liar and a thief
and a fake and a cheat too
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
May you go straight to hell
and Take your friends too
Show them you Dare with a HallSchmuck card! The gift that keeps on giving.
My happy birthday wish to the Prez is [drumroll, please] that when he wakes up tomorrow (well-maybe I don’t wish that-), he discovers a BRAIN and that it can be used for GOOD. But if he doesn’t get a brain, then, I take back my happy birthday
(got that, universe?)
I will pray for you on your birthday. I will pray that you develop the humility to see the error of your ways. I will pray that somehow your god will forgive you for all of the evil that you have perpetrated and sanctioned. I will pray that you will develop the strength, intelligence and moral courage to reverse all of the actions you have taken that are designed to kill, hurt, humiliate, endanger or steal from ordinary people. I will pray that you decide to reverse the damage you have done that threatens the existence of every living creature on our beautiful planet. If these prayers are not answered, I pray that you lie awake every night for the rest of your life, tormented by images of the people and creatures whose lives have been destroyed by you. Happy Birthday.
Rot in hell with Ken Lay. I hope your coming years are frought with
permanent brain damage, oh sorry, you already have that.
Why don’t you celebrate your birthday and give everyone else a birthday present by resigning!!!!!