Hey kids! Remember during the 2004 presidential debates, when we were all trying to figure out the squarish object(s) that appeared under Mr. Blinky Eyes’ jacket? Well, it’s time for another round of “What’s Under Bush’s Shirt”!
Take your best guess as to what that is under Bush’s shirt in this recent picture posted by Lou Dobbs on CNN. It shows Bush with Pres. Vicente Fox of Mexico and Prime Minister of Stephen Harper of Canada discussing how to best to restrict the flow of each other’s citizens across the borders, while maximizing the flow of their money in the same direction.
So far, P.R. Editor Jon is going for a box of Cuban cigars. I’m thinking it’s more likely Bush’s battery pack, which has to be charged every few hours or he gets cranky. What do you think it is?
Naw… Thats his latin to gringo dictionary stupid!
BOX O GERBILS!
Its a box of ammo he had to take from Cheney when the crowd started shouting Ariba! Ariba! Guess he didnt want anyone to get shot in the face. No wait, maybe its a box of *soft* pretzels. *cough* **choke**
A copy of Orwell’s ‘1984’
Um, it’s a shadow. That’s why nobody will make a serious comment. It’s unfortunately a shadow.
Everyone knows they stick Bush’s radio receiver up his butt anyway.
It’s part of his body trying to get off.
OKAY…the guessing is over… and the real answer is: The Entire King George W Bush III Presidential Library, including the ACTUAL crayons used to fill in the spaces.
The object is one of the following:
His English/English translation guide
A map with a big arrow pointing to Mexico that says, “You are here.”
Incriminating photos of Fox in case he doesn’t get his way
It’s a comic book for him to read when the grown ups are discussing something over his head (which is most of the time).
An unopened copy of the latest Harry Potter book. Potter is Bush’s hero!
It’s the box of Whup Ass he carries everywhere he goes! He might need to whup Vicente’s butt. He might have to go drop some bombs on Mexico, so he needs his box of Whup Ass! Y’all need to understand this southern rancher. He’s just a good ol’ boy – never meanin’ no harm – beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law, since the day he was born. Uh! That’s the Dukes, though, ain’t it?
it’s the fuckin’ itinary
It sure as hell ain’t a book.
Under Bush’s shirt is the biggest spoiled brat on planet earth, gerge w. bush
W’s shirt, Fox’s shirt… forget about that. What the hell is in Fox’s pants? AY CARUMBA!!
Well, if Bush’s intelligence gathering agencies at the Defense Department looked at the picture, they would surmise it is a facility to develop and assemble WMDs. They would then give the photo to Colin Powell, who would then present to the United Nations America’s case for war against Mexico.
Since Bush has no heart or brain and is controlled by information fed to him via. his hearing device, the pack you see in the picture is to keep his robotic heart pumping, thus mimicing the actions of a real man.
Clearly, this is the box Rove uses to speak to the press through W. We saw it at the debates, but here it’s just to keep things running smoothly.
Remember, the real reason Katrina was such a problem was because Cheney was house shopping in Wy, Rove was undergoing surgery, and everyone else was on vacation for a week or so. When Katrina hit, there was no one to tell W what to do. Now you’d think POTUS could work a phone, and call the military and the media, but he didn’t/was not capable. So, the minions had to rush back to Work to get things moving….moral of the story, you CANNOT leave W. alone…he will watch a briefing on, oh, a major storm to hit, say, New Orleans, and will not remember any of it a day or two later. His disconnect from reality (forget partisan politics) is so great that any normal job would terminate him for cause.
How can a colostomy bag be attached to a colostomy bag?
It’s gotta be something else.
It’s their toy guns jammed in their pants. They’ve been playing Wild West on the pyramid. Vinny’s got a big one!
No, really, com gear is not that bulky, for a prompter, indoors, it fits inside the ear. This thing could be an outdoor unit with a positioner, vital signs, et cetera, to keep NSA’s satelite focused on him. How many times has he pitched it, head first into the scenery? (In Fact, How many head injuries has he sustained overall? 4? 5?Classified, no doubt.)
So they gotta keep track of bubbleboy, just in case, you know.
It’s a box of hand-painted condoms, made in Mexico and given as a thank-you to the biggest Dick in America!
It’s the steel box containing his compassionate conservatism. It only comes out on special holidays, like St. Illegal Campaign Contribution Day.
(steal the P from resident Bush!)
The Missing P Project
http://www.geocities.com/themissingPproject
SILLYS! It’s his new drug supply from Vicente Fox! Why do you think he is being so nice to him? We do KNOW he seems to be “ON” something!
It’s a box of rancid fish heads. Bush loves ’em, I tell ya’!
The pictures of Bush during the trip ro Cancun (not so much this one, shows a belly bulge; odd for someone so addicted to exercise and chopping down shrub brush on his ranch. Looks like a beer gut to me.
Someone should tell him to wear black shirts and tuck them in; better yet, someone should tell him to stop drinking or taking whatever he is taking {“for his temper.”)
It’s three Comic Books of Power Rangers, the only thing he reads.
It’s a copy of his recent book, “The Presidency For Dummies”. Of course, it’s nonfiction.
Keen —
Isn’t the title of the book “Presidentin’ for Dummies?”
It’s a hardback copy of “The Diaries of Joseph Goebbels”.
It has always been there; it’s where KKKarl Rove inserts the skate key to wind him up. — JR Ford, Oct 2004.