Hey kids! Remember during the 2004 presidential debates, when we were all trying to figure out the squarish object(s) that appeared under Mr. Blinky Eyes’ jacket? Well, it’s time for another round of “What’s Under Bush’s Shirt”!
Take your best guess as to what that is under Bush’s shirt in this recent picture posted by Lou Dobbs on CNN. It shows Bush with Pres. Vicente Fox of Mexico and Prime Minister of Stephen Harper of Canada discussing how to best to restrict the flow of each other’s citizens across the borders, while maximizing the flow of their money in the same direction.
So far, P.R. Editor Jon is going for a box of Cuban cigars. I’m thinking it’s more likely Bush’s battery pack, which has to be charged every few hours or he gets cranky. What do you think it is?
It’s a colostomy bag. Bush is so full of shit, it runs over. More importantly, however, is the question of what Fox has on his head.
It’s his ‘My Pet Goat’ book. If he starts to read it, take cover!
I think it’s his radio frequency receiver. He’s an android being remote controlled.
I’m surprised they don’t have a “vest” for his head, too. I guess they do as much as they can to keep him from getting shot.
Who will ever know? This is the oddest man in the world.
it’s a fold out map of the US, so when harper or fox ask any questions, he can whip it out
That’s his sound box, alright. He kept it off his back during this visit because if they had slapped him on the back or put their arm around him, they would have felt it.
During the 2004 election debates I remember all the “hoopla” about the Bush rules of debate saying NO PHOTOGRAPHY FROM BEHIND, and the press for once in their lives saying, “Na, we’re doing what we want.” That box on his back was so apparent during the debate, I said to myself, “Ah, look at that. There’s his wireless for the microphone.” Silly me, I failed to realize he had a mike right on the podium.
This box is some kind of prompting device, no doubt. He must also be wired for intake sound as well.
It’s really mind-blowing to watch Bush take questions from the press. There’s this run off of information he gives out, then out of nowhere Bush will interrupt himself, without a single thought running through his head, to give the new talking point. People don’t speak like that. You can see them ponder their words as they give them and the process that goes through their head when they go to a new point. They don’t interrupt themselves out of nowhere! Sometimes he stutters, too, because there must be static on the line or his handlers have had to repeat themselves.
It would be funny if this kabal were not so criminal.
I’m telling ya: A ten-pack of Cuban cigars
I recognize that shape! It’s a Jack Daniels injection device.
It’s a box of Oxycontin tabs he’s bringing back to Rush!
Well, it looks like Fox is hiding a bale of sensimilla under his shirt, so Bush must have the giant pack of rolling papers.
Constitution of the new republic MexiCan-Am!
it’s a tin of Peruvian flake because, according to long established Republican legal thinking, if the president does it, it isn’t a crime.
A copy of Mein Kampf?
The April issue Playgirl?
Possibly a copy of “Dictatorships For Dummys”? Mayabe a copy of “How to destroy the world in less than two terms as US Preznit?
homosexual pornography dvd
A roasted puppy sandwich that he will later share with Karl Rove.
Photos of Anna Nicole Smith.
Tom Delay’s gun.
maybe an explosive device…what are they waiting for?
Why, he’s absconding with Spongebob Squarepants!
It looks like its shoved in his pants!
That would be his new housekeeper and groundskeeper for the “ranch.” They’re being smuggled in his pants.
… he has a lot of room to spare down there, you know.
It’s the original copy of the U.S. Constitution. He’s giving it to Fox and Harper since we don’t use it anymore.
Rove- book of knowledge-LIES #1 SADAM WOULD DESTROY U.S. WITHOUT POSSESSION OF PLANES #2 WMD #3 SADAM ATTACK ON NEW YORK #4 THIS IS NOT FOR MONEY AND OIL FOR HALIBURTON #5 WE WILL LEAVE WHEN IRAQ SAYS GO HOME #6 WE DO NOT SPY ON AMERICANS #7GOD DOES TALK TO YOU #8 I AM NOT A CROOK #9 ALL THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU KING GEORGE,SAVED BIGGEST LIE FOR LAST.
A GPS box so he knows where he is!
or
A copy of Tony Blairs new book… How to shag a donkey, when on roller blades!
A kilo of Mayan Marching Powder.
DON’T KNOW WHATS UNDER THE SHIRT! REST ASSURED THIS IS ONE DESPERATE LAME DUCK THAT IS CAPABLE OF BRINGING DOWN AMERICA,THERE IS VERY LITTLE BETWEEN THE EARS.
It should be easy to find out if Bush is wired. Since any signals would be sent for some distance just get a frequency scanner and be in the press corp. That should pick up and signals.
No one in the media will EVER do anything to bust “dear leader”. They are all spineless as it seems.
I think the square bulge under his shirt is a “smirking chimp box” invented by KKKarl and Quick Draw Cheeney. It allows them to control speech and his wings….You all know he is one of the original flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.
DICK CHENEY’S BRAIN