“Jesus Christ was just a regular person. He wasn’t the son of God, he wasn’t part of some Trinity, he didn’t turn water into wine and other such magic. Those of you who think he is, and that when you die your faith will be a ticket into heaven, guess what? Ain’t gonna happen!
“Oh, does this offend you? Boo hoo hoo! Deal with it!
“Think of how I, as a more or less agnostic person of Jewish descent, feel when William Donohoe of the Catholic League says of the White House attempt to wish people of all faiths a happy holiday season, “spare me the diversity lecture,” and that wishing people happy holidays is evidence that someone has “capitulated to the worst elements in our culture.”
“Apparently, if people like me prefer that outlets trying to get my business not tell me “Happy Birthday to the One and Only Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,” because we happen to not believe in Jesus, it makes us one of the worst elements in our culture. Gee thanks, Bill …
“So, instead of saying Happy Holidays this year, I’m just going to say “Go F**k Yourself!” Screw taking part in the season’s spirit, because apparently I’m not welcome. So enjoy your CHRISTMAS TREES on my public property, and your CHRISTMAS sales at stores that used to try to reach out to me, and CHRISTMAS cards from politicians, and the rest of the season that apparently only belongs to you. Me? As a member of the “worst element” of this “overwhelmingly Christian country,” I’m going to act my part and go kick a homeless person, maybe take candy from a baby, and quite possibly walk an old person into the middle of heavy traffic and leave them there.
“Yes, indeed, Go F**k Yourself, All, and to All a Good Night!”
— Eric Schmeltzer, Huffington Post