Bill — What Does It Take to MAKE THE LIST?

All we want for Xmas: Bill O’Reilly has updated his media hate list of “defamers,” adding The New Yorker magazine, and once again, Pensito Review ain’t on it. Frankly, the entire editorial staff is damned frustrated.

“I’m puzzled,” said Editor Trish.

“I’m bumfuzzled,” said Editor Jon.

We just don’t get it — we’ve repeatedly slammed and insulted the Billster, run really unflattering and even doctored images of him, and encouraged people to flame his Web site with messages about why they (and by extension, we) should be included on his hate list. What more can we do?

Here’s the latest update direct from O’Reilly.com:

A Message from Bill: Media Operations that Traffic in Defamation

The following media operations have regularly helped distribute defamation and false information supplied by far left websites:
– New York Daily News
– The St. Petersburg Times
– MSNBC
– The New Yorker Magazine
These are the worst offenders. In the months to come, we expect to add more names to this list. We recommend that you do not patronize these operations and that advertisers do the same. They are dishonest and not worth your time and money.

Though it probably won’t happen before Xmas, be assured that the Pensito Review editorial staff is committed to MAKING THE LIST. If you, gentle reader, have any ideas about how we can MAKE THE LIST, please post them in the “comments” section. We’ll give you a hat tip when we MAKE THE LIST.

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2 thoughts on “Bill — What Does It Take to MAKE THE LIST?”

Wow, I’m so proud of the St. Petersburg Times, the only one listed that’s not national. Bill’s right to place it in the company of the New Yorker and NYT, etc. because they do some great stories, and besides that, they’ve embraced blogging. Unlike many other papers who really don’t get it, their blogs – especially The Buzz, their political blog – is good. Check it out: http://www.sptimes.com/blogs/buzz/

There is an old “Christmas Party Trick” you might try that might get O’Liely’s attention, though his limited scope of vision and trunkcaded attention span may NOT alow him to “get it”: Zeroz a bare bottomwith a cross on each check, then superimpose his head exiting from where ever and inscribed with “Best Wishes for a very Happy Holiday”–
…from all of us who really hate what you preach and stand for….

Bill — What Does It Take to MAKE THE LIST?

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Poetic Justice

Verbatim

“One woman at a rally in New Jersey told me last week that she was ‘nauseously optimistic.’ That may capture a lot of people’s last-minute jitters.”

— Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), quoted by Axios, on what Democrats feel ahead of the midterm elections.

“I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace’s bathroom.”

— Former President Bill Clinton, quoted by The Wrap.

“Boy, they are scraping the bottom of the barrel. It feels like a real desperation play to me, because it has got zero basis in the law.”

— Republican election law expert Ben Ginsberg, quoted by Politico, on the Trump administration’s effort to invalidate Alaska’s election results.

Numerati

3,824

$1.4 billion

-35 points

31%

63% to 38%

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