I’d rather be stacking the Supreme Court: Worst President Ever George W. Bush had to explain that he was too busy running the United States, fighting a global war on terror and trying not to get impeached to report for jury duty.
Bush never received the summons to appear at a court in Crawford, Texas, for jury duty on Monday and the White House only learned about it through media reports, White House spokesliar Scott “I Only Lie When My Lips are Moving” McClellan lied Thursday. Bush, whose ranch is in Crawford, is scheduled to give a speech in North Carolina on Monday.
“We have since called the court to inform them that the president has other commitments on Monday, and that he would like to reschedule his jury duty,” McClellan lied.
“One serious note: jury duty is an important civic responsibility. And it’s important that people do serve,” McClellan lied.
Last week, Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry, served as foreman on a jury for two days at a civil case in Boston.
Dear Judge,
President Bush regrets that he will be unable to attend jury duty on Monday.
Unfortunately, he must remain at the White House that day so that he can work on his abs.
Yours very truly,
President Cheney
Hey, hey, hey! Lighten up on Scottie “I never lie unless I am alone or with somebody” McClellan will ya? Don’t you know how hard it is to find a new job nowadays? Much less with the stellar benefits he gets by way of being a NEOCON employee, which not only includes medical and dental, but LEGAL assistance as well! (Although, truthfully, as a former bail bondsman, I have known plenty of junkies who would do the job for a $20-bag of dope!)