Blown away: Buck, the popular editor of Pensito Review, was located today in South Florida following Hurricane Wilma. Buck was last heard from at Pensito World Headquarters on Saturday, Oct. 22, two days before the powerful Category 3 storm smashed into the region, when he sent an e-mail to staffers that he was going out to stock up on scotch in preparation for the storm.
In the absence of news of Buck’s status since Monday morning when the hurricane struck Miami with 125-mph winds, editors Jon and Trish could merely wring their hands and fret over his fate. Worse yet, they were compelled to fill in Buck’s significant presence on the popular news and opinion Web site by actually providing some content for a change.
Buck wended his way past fallen trees, piles of debris and cute chicks doing storm cleanup to his office building where he tapped into the emergency power circuit running the snack machine in the breakroom and re-established contact with his concerned co-editors.
When asked about his harrowing experience, Buck responded in his typical laconic style: “Well, it was windy, but not too wet.”
Asked whether he witnessed extensive damage, Buck replied: “Let’s just say I’m glad I’m not a tree, a fence or a roof tile.”
Questioned about how he was faring along with his 2.8 million neighbors without power, Buck confided the scotch was helping.
“I tell you,” he continued, “without all that usual Miami noise, it’s pretty peaceful and quiet at night. Except when them damned black gummint helicopters fly over full of rubber-necking Repug politicians looking for a way to make political capital out of our misery, or a bunch of them FEMA feebs looking for a way to bame the destruction and lack of emergency response on local officials (but not Jebbie, of course), or them damn news helicopters with them nattering nabob talking heads looking for the next subhuman interest story to run on TV, or, well, don’t get me started ….”
Buck promises to keep his loyal readers apprised of conditions in South Florida in the critical days ahead.