Fast Track to the Black Vote, Plus He’ll Always Know If It’s O.K. to Go Wee-Wee

How can George Bush show he really does care about black people?

Replace Dickface Cheney with the woman he consults before he takes a whiz: Dr. Secretary of State Condo Rice.

Replace Dickface Cheney with the woman he consults before he takes a whiz: Dr. Secretary of State Condo Rice.

With rumors mushrooming about Cheney’s prospects in the CIA leak investigation, and Bush’s approval ratings in the Little President’s Room, the one thing that could really put Bush ahead for 2008 (?) is appointing the first black female V.P.

These guys would love it:

“We have watched and listened over the last several weeks with a great deal of frustration and dismay while political opportunists and race-baiting black leaders and Democratic politicians took advantage of the tragedy and suffering in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, particularly in New Orleans, to engage in political opportunism and playing the race card,” [Coalition of South Florida African and Caribbean American Republican Party spokesperson Levi] Williams said, reading from a four-page statement.

“Equally disturbing is that many have used this tragedy to fabricate and distort the truth on the president’s commitment to poor Americans,” Williams said.

Of course, they’d love him no matter what, even if he made Condo use a different Little Secretary of State’s Room than Laura and Jenna and Barbara.

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