Tag: Trump’s War on Iran
Gas Prices Pass $4/Gallon — Highest Since 2022
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U.S. gas prices jumped past an average of $4 a gallon for the first time since 2022 on Tuesday, as the Iran war pushes fuel prices higher worldwide, reports the Associated Press. According to AAA, the national average for a gallon of regular gasoline is now $4.02 — over a dollar more expensive than before the war began on Feb. 28, marking the largest monthly jump the motor club has seen on record.
Hunting the Dream Regime

The first Iranian regime was changed in a hail of bombs, blood and gore,
The second regime went the way of the first, when an Israeli rocket scored.
So now we’re on regime number three,
And it seems pretty obvious to me,
Iran has more regimes than we have bombs, so what’re we still fighting for?
Magical Imaginary Diplomacy

Trump says we’re talking to Iranians, but he ain’t naming ’em,
Says he doesn’t want Israel finding, killing or maiming ’em.
But he’s got Kushner and Witkoff
Working their unelected butts off,
Negotiating on overtime with a whole team of imaginary Iranians.


