Jeb! Sends Lawyers After Deb! for Using Exclamation Point

Jeb! implores the almighty to protect U.S. Trade Mark Registration No. 2,826,942

If anyone thought there were issues too petty for a former governor to unleash his lawyers over, Jeb Bush’s most recent actions should put such ideas to rest.

Even Florida’s most jaded political observers — including the Republican ones — are shaking their heads now.

Not only does Bush want Florida Senate District 8 candidate Deborah Gianoulis (D) to stop using her nickname in campaign materials, she is not to use the exclamation point, the colors red and white, or the letters “e” and “b.”

I’m serious.