It’s Over In Dover — No Intelligent Design In Biology Class

Intelligent decision: A federal judge ruled today in Harrisburg, Penn., that “intelligent design” cannot be mentioned in biology classes in the Dover public school district, in what some are calling one of the biggest courtroom clashes on evolution since the 1925 Scopes “monkey” trial.

According to the Associated Press:

Dover Area School Board members violated the Constitution when they ordered that its biology curriculum must include the notion that life on Earth was produced by an unidentified intelligent cause, U.S. District Judge John E. Jones III said.

Several members repeatedly lied to cover their motives even while professing religious beliefs, he said.

The school board policy, adopted in October 2004, was believed to have been the first of its kind in the nation.

“The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the Board who voted for the ID Policy,” Jones wrote.

The board’s attorneys had said members were seeking to improve science education by exposing students to alternatives to Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection. Intelligent-design proponents argue that it cannot fully explain the existence of complex life forms.

The plaintiffs challenging the policy argued that intelligent design amounts to a secular repackaging of creationism, which the courts have already ruled cannot be taught in public schools.
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Deal With It: Xmas Has Been Around Longer than You

Before anyone writes PR in outrage over Buck’s use of the phrase “Xmas,” read what one Florida historian says about how much “Christ” has historically been in Christmas.

Dr. Susan Parker of St. Augustine (aka, the nation’s oldest city) said the recent controversy is not only just that – recent – but didn’t exist for people with their hearts in the right place.

People writing letters and reports written centuries ago in Spanish colonial St. Augustine as well as many other parts of the world used the “X” substitute all the time.

Documents conserved in Spain, Cuba, Mexico and the United States reveal this practice.

It was just one more abbreviation in a time when almost everything was hand written. Fingers wearied as the pages of writing piled up and any way to shorten the task was welcome. Certainly the Franciscan friars, writing in their small rooms…did not think of using the X as taking Christ out of the word.

That would have been unthinkable. Throughout the 1600s and 1700s, the missionary friars shortened the Spanish word “Cristianos” as they wrote about the “indios Xianos” (Christian Indians) in Florida.

The X showed up also in the name Cristobal (Spanish for Christopher), too. We do not know if someone of that name felt slighted when it appeared as Xobal (that is, if Xobal could read).

Taking the Christ out of the word for Christmas was no concern, for the Spanish word for the holy day is “Navidad.”

So happy holidays and merry Xmas. Yeah, I said it.

Christmas Wars: Operation Kris Kringle Is Online

Now you can follow the progress of the anti-Christmas insurgency as it advances toward the North Pole in an assault the pro-“Happy Holidays” rebel leaders have dubbed Operation Kris Kringle:

Top say’s its not a classified location. Guess thats why we didn’t scramble after that reindeer did a fly by. anyway sthat means I can post a photo so you can see what it’s like up here.

This is the forward post.

Hat Tip to DG@MM

War on Xmas Moves to House Floor, Gets Sillier

Saving Baby Jesus: Having balanced the national budget, developed an exit strategy for the Iraq War, ended poverty in America and fixed the education system, the U.S. House of Representatives has turned its attention to … Christmas.

Rep. Jo Ann Davis, R-Va., sought passage Wednesday night of a resolution expressing support for “the symbols and traditions of Christmas.”

The House could vote on the largely symbolic resolution as early as today, but it has started aheated partisan culture clash in the House. While conservative Republicans predictably applaud the measure, many Democrats are critical of the resolution, claiming it is religiously insensitive.

The Daily Press of Hampton Roads, Va., reported that Davis, an outspoken Christian conservative from Gloucester, said she was spurred to act after seeing news reports of retailers telling their employees to wish customers a “happy holiday,” instead of “Merry Christmas,” and schools forbidding everything from Christmas plays to Santa Claus.

“Christmas has been declared politically incorrect,” Davis told colleagues on the House floor. “Any sign or even mention of Christmas in public can lead to complaints, litigation, protests and threats. America’s favorite holiday is being twisted beyond recognition.”

The resolution, if adopted, would simply put the House on record as supporting the use of Christmas symbols and traditions, and opposing “attempts to ban references to Christmas.”

Apparently the Flaming Spirit of the Lord drove her to do it: “It was just something that was burning inside me. At what point did Christmas become so offensive?”

But Democrats protested that Congress has no business praising one religious holiday over others. The war of words has led to some twisted rhetoric and really funny quotes:

“I’m offended by this,” said Rep. Gary Ackerman, D-N.Y., who’s Jewish. “You’ve drawn me out. Why not protect my symbols?”

Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y, asked Davis to amend her resolution to include symbols of other holidays, such as Hanukkah and Kwanzaa, but Davis refused.

“The attack has not been on the menorah or any symbols of the other religions,” Davis said, referring to the Jewish candelabrum used to celebrate Hanukkah. “I will leave it as the resolution stands.”

The divisive public battle appeared to surprise Davis, a Republican and member of the Assembly of God church. “I didn’t realize there would be some opposition, but apparently, there is,” she said before the House floor debate.

An amended version of her resolution, which expressed support for Christmas symbols “for those who celebrate Christmas,” did little to dampen the opposition.

“You can always tell when the right wing is in trouble,” said Rep. Lynn Woolsey, D-Calif., who’s Presbyterian. “They invariably cook up some kind of culture war.”

U.S. Rep. Robert C. “Bobby” Scott, D-Newport News, opposed Davis’ resolution as a largely meaningless exercise. He said it masked what he suggested were immoral decisions by Congress to cut food stamps and Medicaid for the poor while cutting taxes for the wealthy. “What really needs to be protected is not the symbols of Christmas but the spirit of Christmas,” Scott said. “We ought to express our passion for Christmas through deeds, not words.”

Conservatives insisted that the measure was needed to combat what they described as a growing assault on religious free speech. “There is a war against Christmas,” said Rep. Ginny Brown-Waite, R-Fla., who’s Catholic. “Our children can’t sing Christmas carols. They can only sing holiday tunes.”

But the Rev. Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, said, “This is possibly the silliest bill ever presented to the United States Congress. If they honestly think there’s some kind of war against Santa Claus or the baby Jesus, they are just not getting out enough.”

What Drives the Christian Extremist Who Have Seized Control of the United States?

“First, there’s the explosive question of the Christo-fascist right’s theology. Just how Christian is it? That is, how does it relate to Jesus’s teachings? For all the movement’s fierce religiosity, it seems to contradict the revolutionary thrust of Christianity on every fundamental point.

“In the face of such a movement, what would Jesus do? Considering its vengefulness, self-righteousness and violence, and its devotion to big money, worldly power and war, I have no doubt that he would see it as a towering evil, like the Roman Empire, and do whatever he could do against it.

“Then there’s the question of the movement’s sincerity. Is it genuinely pious, or do its leaders merely pose as true believers in a ruthless bid for ever greater power? Are Bush, Falwell, Paul Weyrich and Ralph Reed just faking it, and laughing up their sleeves as they bow down in prayer? I think that they do mean it, that they are sincere; and so it’s just as dangerous to dismiss their fervor as it would be to laugh off the fanaticism of the Islamists.

“In fact, they’re all cut from the same cloth, both sides enabling one another to keep up the slaughter. We minimize such madness at our peril. Faced with unreasonable movements, reasonable people often tend to make that very dangerous mistake: projecting their own rationality into the crusading lunatic. It is a common misconception on the left, which always feels most comfortable theorizing that the rational Big Money is in charge behind the scenes, manipulating all the pious dummies for its own cold purposes. I wish it were that simple, but it isn’t. Between the corporate sector (or certain parts of it) and the religious ultra-right there’s a profound convergence. This, and no merely economistic view, can help account for the apocalyptic streak that drives Bush/Cheney and their most ferocious followers and backers.”

Mark Crispin Miller

Racists Reveal Their Own Ignorance and Fears

Ignoramuses among us: Our post on the Tookie Williams story – and the threat by gang leaders to riot in Los Angeles after his execution – has drawn mentally deficient outside interlopers – we call them “Bush Voters” – to leave the most incredibly vile, racists ravings in our comments section that we have seen to date.

Pensito Review has an informal policy of not censoring comments. For one thing, censorship is what the rightwingers do.

As an ex-patriated Southerner, I know racism inside and out. Here’s the bottom line: Racist statements and, especially, racist thinking, say everything you need to know about the dark-hearted fear and ignorance of the speaker and zero – absolutely nothing – about the people who are the objects of the speech and the thinking.

On their surface, racist statements may appear to promote the superiority of the speaker over the group he or she is castigating. In reality, these statements reveal their bearer’s intellectual inferiority and, especially, his or her cowardice and fear.

As to the comments themselves, Pensito Review has an informal policy of not censoring comments made on this site. For one thing, censorship is what the rightwingers do. For another, we count on our regular readers, and the other smart people who drop by here irregularly, to take on the cretins and expose their blackheartedness to the antiseptic light of day.

Which you do – and for which we are grateful.

Christmas in Florida, and the Imaginary Manatees are Dancing

Oops, Columba did it again! Florida’s First Lady has commissioned an official state Christmas ornament, depicting West Indian manatees, endangered marine mammals native to Florida. Of course, she failed to acknowledge the environmental policies of her husband, the gov, put the animal at risk. The Southwest Florida Herald Tribune’s Mark Zaloudek:

The official state marine mammal gets top billing this year in “Manatee Dance,” which depicts some manatees frolicking amid water lilies and papyrus. (Just for the record, manatees aren’t likely to eat water lilies, and you’d have a hard time finding papyrus in Florida waters inhabited by manatees, but hey, who am I to challenge an artist’s concept?)

Mark also didn’t mention that the normally gray sea cows are depicted in a cheerier than life red, while the water lillies and papyrus are in artificially festive green and gold. Hey, whatever works.

Jeb, meanwhile, has done so much to make manatees of any color extinct that he was issued an “F” by an environmental group in 2002.

Manatee advocates gathered today at the Florida Press Center to issue Governor Jeb Bush a report card on protection of his “favorite mammal.” Standing in front of a pile of 174 stuffed manatees, representing the number killed by watercraft since the Governor’s October 2000 Manatee Summit, Rodger Schlickeisen, President of the national environmental organization, Defenders of Wildlife, condemned Bush’s performance.

“The Governor receives an ‘F’ in manatee protection,” said Schlickeisen. “Not only has Governor Bush given meaningless lip service to manatee protection, but he is facilitating the active undermining of protections for this endangered animal by special interests and agency officials.”

This isn’t the first time Columba has failed to connect the dots between Bush talk and Bush action. Last month, she had the gall to urge local school officials to put more emphasis on art education. She didn’t mention that her husband cut the funding for such instruction, and that his unswerving emphasis on the FCAT – Florida Comprehensive Acheivement Test – leaves teachers no time for anything but teaching the test. Palm Beach Post:

Florida’s first lady challenged parents and the community to become more involved in arts education and noted the importance of private funding at a time when state and federal dollars are focused less on the arts and more on preparing students to pass standardized tests.

Speaking almost inaudibly at times, the petite, soft-spoken Columba Bush told her audience, “We all share in the responsibility of giving Florida’s children an education in the arts.”

Yeah, but some of us share it more than others, Columba.

Christmas Wars: Take Note of the Muzak – It’s 90% Christmas Hymns

Occasionally I leave the house: You won’t catch me at the mall until – well, never – but I have been out to stores and restaurants recently and I noticed that there is one arena in which the put-Christ-back-in-Christmas crowd is winning the Christmas wars: The piped-in music in commercial establishments is predominantly Christmas-related – by a factor, it seemed to me, of 10 to one.

This is typical of rightwing tactics. They emphasize the visual predominance of “Happy Holidays” messages in commercial settings while carefully omitting a key sensory element: Sound.

In particular, we were in the Aaron Brothers art supplies store down the street for over an hour on Saturday. Could there be a more Jewish-sounding store name than Aaron Brothers? And we were in West Hollywood, in a metropolitan area that – according to unverified urban myth – has the third or fourth largest Jewish population in the world.

Nonetheless, while we were in the store, the satellite music channel playlist went from one Christmas hymn to another and another: “O Little Town of Bethlehem,” “Starry Starry Night” and even “Ave Maria.” Not a single song mentioned bells.

This is typical of rightwing tactics. They emphasize the visual predominance of “Happy Holidays” messages in commercial settings while carefully omitting a key sensory element: Sound.

Of course, the MSM hasn’t caught onto this and never will.

Btw, there’s evidence the public isn’t buying into the whole War on Christmas charade invented by Fox and friends:

Despite an avalanche of mentions on Fox News, The War on Christmas [written by Fox newsreader John Gibson] continues to do disappointing business. It’s nowhere near breaking through the New York Times best-seller’s list. It’s not even included on USA Today’s expanded list of the top 150 best selling books. In fact, according to Amazon.com’s sales rankings, The War on Christmas is stuck in the 200’s; No. 286 to be specific. The book has sold approximately 30,000 copies since hitting book store shelves nearly two months ago. That’d be decent business for a first-time non-fiction writer. But for a Fox News anchor whose employer won’t stop plugging the title, that sales total is middling at best, which only confirms how manufactured Fox News’ crusade is — even its loyal, Red State viewers aren’t buying it.

Eugene McCarthy Has Died

Associated Press:

Former Minnesota Sen. Eugene J. McCarthy, whose insurgent campaign toppled a sitting president in 1968 and forced the Democratic Party to take seriously his message against the Vietnam War, died Saturday. He was 89.

McCarthy died in his sleep at assisted living home in the Georgetown neighborhood where he had lived for the past few years, said his son, Michael.

Eugene McCarthy challenged President Lyndon B. Johnson for the 1968 Democratic nomination during growing debate over the Vietnam War. The challenge led to Johnson’s withdrawal from the race.

The former college professor, who ran for president five times in all, was in some ways an atypical politician, a man with a witty, erudite speaking style who wrote poetry in his spare time and was the author of several books.

Christmas Wars: Happy Frickin’ Holidays!

“Jesus Christ was just a regular person. He wasn’t the son of God, he wasn’t part of some Trinity, he didn’t turn water into wine and other such magic. Those of you who think he is, and that when you die your faith will be a ticket into heaven, guess what? Ain’t gonna happen!

“Oh, does this offend you? Boo hoo hoo! Deal with it!

“Think of how I, as a more or less agnostic person of Jewish descent, feel when William Donohoe of the Catholic League says of the White House attempt to wish people of all faiths a happy holiday season, “spare me the diversity lecture,” and that wishing people happy holidays is evidence that someone has “capitulated to the worst elements in our culture.”

“Apparently, if people like me prefer that outlets trying to get my business not tell me “Happy Birthday to the One and Only Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,” because we happen to not believe in Jesus, it makes us one of the worst elements in our culture. Gee thanks, Bill …

“So, instead of saying Happy Holidays this year, I’m just going to say “Go F**k Yourself!” Screw taking part in the season’s spirit, because apparently I’m not welcome. So enjoy your CHRISTMAS TREES on my public property, and your CHRISTMAS sales at stores that used to try to reach out to me, and CHRISTMAS cards from politicians, and the rest of the season that apparently only belongs to you. Me? As a member of the “worst element” of this “overwhelmingly Christian country,” I’m going to act my part and go kick a homeless person, maybe take candy from a baby, and quite possibly walk an old person into the middle of heavy traffic and leave them there.

“Yes, indeed, Go F**k Yourself, All, and to All a Good Night!”

Eric Schmeltzer, Huffington Post