I was a severely conservative Republican governor.
— Mitt Romney, quoted by the Washington Post, attempting to convince a convention of right-wing activists that he’s one of them.
Connect:
Romney Doth Protest Too Much
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
