At a time when Newt needed some nourishment
In his oddball campaign to be president,
Along came, indeed,
A true friend in need —
Herman Cain came through with an endorsement.
Connect:
The Pizza Delivery
Poetic Justice
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
