Why should we care about Barbara Boxer’s hair?
And why would Fiorina even go there?
Why’d Carly go catty during open-mic chatter
When it’s what’s in, not on, one’s head that matters?
Connect:
The Coiffure Question
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
