“I don’t need to do the show anymore [and] I’m as famous as I need to be. I don’t like being famous. … I can’t take my family and stay in a hotel, so what good is it?
“You have to worry about who’s looking at you – are they taking your picture? Did you curse at this guy? If you nudge somebody’s bumper, are they going to sue you for $80million?
“I never felt sorry for people like Lindsay Lohan in my life. I thought they were dopey little movie stars. Now I feel sorry for those people. That poor little girl is 19 and can’t leave the house without some idiot doing something.”
— Bill O’Reilly
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Poor Bill. Always wondering if this is a person he cursed at, or worried about being sued for rear-ending people. I’m sure we can all relate.
Yes indeed, poor Bill, however I did run into a ‘lower level’ celebrity at a party once and they admitted that as much of a thrill as it is to be recognized, it’s also like walking around with a target on your back. Such an epiphany for Bill is a win-win; more quality time for Bill and less Bill time for us.
If I see Bill, I’ll offer him a fallafel.