Month: February 2014
Come to Kansas Because We’re Openly Racist!
I’m going to invite you, because we have a lovely doctor from India. She’s in her mid-30s, and she’s highly respected by the community. And another doctor from India that did my carpal tunnel when I did a stupid thing. And so, I think you’d be right at home, and we would welcome you.
— Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS), quoted by Dave Weigel, suggesting Indian-American nominee for Surgeon General Vivek Murthy visit Kansas.
De Blasio Fumbles the Furball
But obviously I know how Peyton Manning feels at this point.
— New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D), quoted by Politicker, on dropping his city’s Groundhog Day groundhog yesterday.
It’s All About the Base, Baby
No way it happens. I just don’t see it going anywhere. I think 2014 is a slam dunk to us otherwise and this would really piss off the base.
— A House Republican aide, quoted by Talking Points Memo, on the prospects for immigration reform.
Brutus of Kabul
We’ve been waaay too long in Afghanistan.
And even though Karzai says he’s still our man,
It’s long past time to go,
Because now for sure we know
He’s been in secret peace talks with the Taliban.


