Meghan and Her Girls: Oh Lord, Please Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood

meghans-girls What you guys, what? I always hang around the house in full makeup and black fingernail polish taking pix of myself with my puppies pushed together and my hair all flowy. I mean, what’s the big deal? Who knew anyone would find a pic like this…suggestive, or whatever you fellow Republicans who follow me on Twitter are saying? I mean, “slutty?” Really? Don’t you think you’re being just a little small-minded and judgmental and conservative and family values oriented? What? That’s what being a Republican means? For real? Daddy! You never told me about this part. Um, well like, never mind.

Verbatim

Watching Beck, who sometimes resembles a snake-oil salesman’s dim-witted assistant accidentally promoted to the top job, makes a foreigner wonder just what’s happening to American conservatism … I don’t want to seem forward or rude, but one can’t help but ask: Have you people lost your minds?

— Alex Massie, Scottish journalist, writing about Glenn Beck’s introduction to the United Kingdom for The Daily Beast.