Rush’s Ego Almost Catches Up to His Waist

As Susie Green would say, “Rush, you fat f*ck!”

It would appear that Rush Limbaugh’s recent spate of publicity is going to his fat head. How else to explain Rush’s obviously full-of-himself offer to Pres. Obama to appear on his show?

Get real.

“If you can win at this, then come here and beat me at my own game, and get rid of me once and for all, and show all the people of America that I am wrong,” said Limbaugh. “If you take me out, if you can wipe me out in a debate and prove to the rest of America that what I say is senseless and wrong, do you realize you will own the United States of America?”

Rush, do you realize (in the words of Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Susie Green character), you fat f*ck, that he is already the president of the United States? He probably doesn’t see winning an argument with you (which you would never concede no matter how poorly you showed) as the green light to “own” the United States. More likely, he already had something like that feeling on Nov. 4, 2008. And again on Jan. 20, 2009.

Maybe you and Ann Coulter should go off somewhere together and see if you can plot even more outrageous ways to get attention and adulation from your loser fan base. Try a bright, shiny object. They’ll probably be transfixed.


4 thoughts on “Rush’s Ego Almost Catches Up to His Waist”

  1. What a good idea: Rush and Ann-such a pair. Now if they would simply “discover” each other and give the rest of us a well deserved rest from their idiocy. If only…

  2. Rush reminds me of one of those big, fat, disgusting white grubs when you crack open a rotten log, all squirmy and pasty… YUCKKK!

  3. How is it that such a flower of Republican womanhood, surrounded by virile, real man like Rush, and Joe the Plumber and Jeff Gannon, has managed to stay single all these years?
    Ann, it’s good to play hard to get, but there’s such a thing as being too picky.

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