“If [Vice President Cheney] had been in the military, he would have learned gun safety.”
— Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE), Vietnam war veteran
Connect:
Hagel: Cheney’s Misfire a Result of Draft Dodging
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Did he really say this? Damn.