“Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?”
— House Majority Leader Tom Delay, speaking to young evacuees living in a sports arena in Houston
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The peninsula’s known for its palm trees and isles,
And sun-kissed sandy beaches that go on for miles.
But when the polar vortex hits Florida
You’ve got to beware of iguanas,
‘Cause when the temperature drops, it starts raining reptiles.
That pig. Tell the truth Tom, hanging out in that hot tub with a bottle of bumpy gin was kinda fun wasn’t it? Go do that some more and leave those little kids alone.