“Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?”
— House Majority Leader Tom Delay, speaking to young evacuees living in a sports arena in Houston
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Poetic Justice
It’s one thing to, at Christmas, give your kid an Atari.
It’s another thing, at midlife, to gift yourself a Ferrari.
But when you’re the U.S. President,
You’ve got to be wary of those emoluments,
And don’t go accepting $400 million jets from the Qataris.
That pig. Tell the truth Tom, hanging out in that hot tub with a bottle of bumpy gin was kinda fun wasn’t it? Go do that some more and leave those little kids alone.