“Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?”
— House Majority Leader Tom Delay, speaking to young evacuees living in a sports arena in Houston
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Poetic Justice
Republican lawmakers are so performative, they’re artsy,
But as for governing, they’re not much of a party.
Though they’re ignoble and sophomoric,
They occasionally do the historic.
Like the firing of a House Speaker — lying Kevin McCarthy.
That pig. Tell the truth Tom, hanging out in that hot tub with a bottle of bumpy gin was kinda fun wasn’t it? Go do that some more and leave those little kids alone.