As the saying goes, “It is good to be the king.” Before he jetted off to the hurricane-ravaged Deep South today for a day of photo ops and mumbling keyword-laden “speeches,” President Bus played golf. No kidding.
Poetic Justice
Buck Banks | Apr. 12, 2025
When you’re the king — uh — president, you’ve got it made.
On your birthday you want your might and power displayed.
Hey, you’re turning 79,
So you think it’s just fine
To grift — uh — gift yourself a $100 million military parade.