How Many Bush Officials Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Answer: Twelve.

  • One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed, despite utter darkness in the room;
  • One to hire a male prostitute to pretend to be a journalist and write an article supporting the administration’s opposition to changing the light bulb;
  • One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
  • One to create a faith-based initiative to curse the darkness, rather than screwing in a new light bulb;
  • One to finally admit that the light bulb needs to be changed, while claiming that the adminstration had favored changing the light bulb all along;
  • One to blame the discrepancy in the record that clearly shows the adminstration had opposed changing the light bulb on the Librul Media’s distortion of their position;
  • One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
  • One to take millions of dollars in contributions from lobbyists for light bulb manufacturers;
  • One to write legislation that sends light bulb manufacturing jobs overseass, putting thousands of Americans out of jobs and raising the price of light bulbs 10,000 percent – that passes through the GOP Congress on a party line vote;
  • One to blame the loss of light bulb jobs on gay marriage, thereby gaining the votes for the GOP of thousands of out-of-work light bulb workers;
  • One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for screwing in the new light bulb;
  • And finally one to write a speech that President Bush reads from a teleprompter in which he confuses Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing up the country.

Source: Emails making the rounds, with a bit of our own special flavor


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