Tag: Republican scandals
Who Believes Chris Christie?
I was blindsided yesterday morning.
— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), at a news conference over the bridge scandal.
Fort Lee Mayor Shows He’s a Crass Act
David Wildstein deserves an ass-kicking. Sorry. There, I said it.
— Fort Lee Mayor Mark Sokolich (D), quoted by the Newark Star Ledger, on the Port Authority official responsible creating traffic by closing lanes on the George Washington Bridge.
Stewart: Christie Gives N.J. Corruption a Bad Name
As a guy who grew up in New Jersey, I’m disappointed, ashamed of the state I grew up in. Political payback through traffic congestion? To see New Jersey sink to such a piss-poor, third-rate quality of corruption …. This is New Jersey! A state renowned for its piss-rich, first-rate corruption.
— Jon Stewart, not surprisingly, leading off the Daily Show last night with New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R).
Bridge Too Far
Seems Chris Christie got too big for his gubernatorial britches,
When he choked off Fort Lee traffic from one of New York’s bridges.
The mayor did not endorse,
So the traffic got worse and worse,
Because New Jersey politicians are sons of bitches.


