Dat Damned Dem!
The Democratic Party is where it’s at.
It’s the Big Tent Party and all that.
They don’t care what you’ve done,
They’ll take anyone.
Indeed, Michael Cohen just registered Democrat.
Tag: Michael Cohen
Big Paulie Rolls
So far, there’s been 40 indictments, all tolled,
And Papadopolis and Cohen have come in from the cold.
But the day we’ll remember,
Come 2020’s November,
Is the day that Paul Manafort rolled.
Former Trump Lawyer Says Giuliani Damaging the Cohen Case
“I knew as soon as Giuliani spoke that he was damaging Trump’s case immeasurably. It ranks near 100 in terms of damage.”
— Former Trump lawyer Jay Goldberg, tearing into Rudy Giuliani on CNN saying he is seriously hurting the president’s case against Michael Cohen.
Buryin’ the Cohen
Man, Donald Trump is pissed at Michael Cohen
For violating the trust that Trump thinks Cohen owes him.
First Mike records his calls,
And then has the unmitigated balls
To give the tape to Trump’s media archenemy, CNN.
FBI Seized More than 100 Cohen Recordings
+100
The Washington Post reports that the FBI “has seized more than 100 recordings that Michael Cohen made of his conversations with people discussing matters that could relate to Trump and his businesses and with Trump himself talking.”
Cohen Buys Multimillion Apartment from Trump Friends
$6.7 million
President Trump’s former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, has purchased a $6.7 million apartment in New York City in a building that is being developed by two of Trump’s friends, the Wall Street Journal reports.
Ukraine Paid Cohen for Access to Trump
$400,000
Michael Cohen “received a secret payment of at least $400,000 to fix talks between the Ukrainian president and President Trump,” sources in Kiev close tell the BBC. “The payment was arranged by intermediaries acting for Ukraine’s leader, Petro Poroshenko, the sources said, though Cohen was not registered as a representative of Ukraine as required by US law.”
Stone: Trump Didn’t View Cohen as a ‘Political Genius’
“I don’t think the president regarded him as a political genius or was open to his desires in that area. And he had a tendency to discount any political advice that Michael would give him.”
— Roger Stone, on Meet the Press, about President Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen.
Cohen Had 16 Phones
16
Manhattan federal prosecutors seized as many as 16 cell phones when the FBI raided the home, office and hotel room of President Trump’s personal lawyer Michael Cohen, the New York Post reports.
Mike Cohen’s Motivation
That Michael Cohen will flip is foregone and a given,
Because he keeps having a recurring, horrifying vision:
What Mike Cohen doesn’t want to be
Is the “Sweetheart of Cellblock C,”
And he’ll say and do anything to stay out of prison.
