Tag: Florida Politics
Bondi’s Fiscal Worth Has Skyrocketed Since Her Election as Florida Attorney General
65%
Amount Pam Bondi’s fiscal worth has risen since her election as Florida attorney general, according to the Tampa Bay Times.
LeMieux, Le Loser
Looks like George LeMieux’s just not on the list
To remain a Senator, as he wished.
For try as he might,
His association’s too tight
With the loser who appointed him, Charlie Crist.
Ensign In Sin
John Ensign resigned, blaming “turbulence,”
But we blame his concupiscence.
When you bonk your friend’s wife,
You’re going to screw up your life —
It’s not the turbulence, stupid, it’s the tumescence!
Nasty Old ‘Uterus’
In Florida’s legislature, owned by the GOP,
Free speech ain’t a right, it’s a theory.
By loosing an utterance
That included the word “uterus,”
Scott Randolph learned what prudes they can be.
Worth Its Salt
Florida’s government has its faults,
With back-room deals done in its vaults.
But when push came to shove,
Out of desperation or love,
It quickly banned cocaine-like bath salts.
