Tag: Anthony Weiner

Rep. Weiner’s being pilloried, to his chagrin,
For texting pics of his prick on a whim.
But a Blackberry’s no sex toy,
And to paraphrase Carter to Playboy:
If you lust in your text, it’s a sin.

The news media would like us to indulge
Its need to chronically divulge.
But we’re starting to hate
The entire Fourth Estate
For reporting on Tony Weiner’s crotch bulge.