I’ve been trying to do the best I can on all fronts. This time carved out for Jenny and the boys is awfully important in a family situation to put the genie back in the bottle.
— South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, in response to a television reporter who caught him in the airport before leaving for yet another vacation (his fourth since his adulterous trip to Argentina).
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To make a bad joke, I think Sanford’s problem is that he put the bottle in the genie, not the other way around. Fourth vacation, eh? God, these conservatives are lazy! Impeach this bum!