Jessica Alba’s just a little too much like a real home shopping channel hostess in this video, meant to inspire people to vote. While she kind of gets on our nerves, we’ll take her message: register before the Oct. 6 deadline and then vote. And while the clip doesn’t say who to vote for, we can help you there. Obama, Obama, Obama.
DeclareYourself by registering to vote at the site.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
