Florida Gov. Charlie Crist is on a trade mission to Israel this week. But the headline in the Jerusalem post got it wrong: “Christ visits Jerusalem.” Charlie’s good, but he ain’t God.
On second thought, maybe it was wishful thinking.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
God is God, and Charlie is Charlie. But what I want to know is, is the anti christ, the one spoken of in the series alive today? And who is He? Nancy Drew, where are you?