We weren’t so excited about Obama’s second inaugural, we confess,
But the president took the opportunity some wrongs to redress.
There is no mistaking,
The speech was ground-breaking —
Obama is the first president to mention gay rights in his inaugural address.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
