About the Romney campaign, there’s a sense of inevitability,
Which is why they’ve resorted to distortions and calumny.
They ignore the facts
In these desperate attacks,
Which is why it’s called the “Kamikaze strategy.”
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
