In a presidential election, when shove comes to push,
The landscape can get as bleak as the Hindu Kush.
But the latest Bloomberg poll
Must have made Mitt’s blood run cold —
He’s now even less popular than George W. Bush!
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
Kush Bush! Well done.