The sicker the patient, the less important is bedside manner. If you’ve just been diagnosed with a brain tumor, you honestly don’t care if your neurosurgeon is a jerk. You don’t care if he has a great personality. You want to know if you’re going to cut my head open, can you get the job done?
— Mike Huckabee, quoted by the Daily Beast, using a novel way to sell the staid Mitt Romney.
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So… Republicans have brain tumors? That may explain their irrational behavior.