When the Supreme Court’s mood grows consultative,
It considers grave matters most substantive.
Yes, SCOTUS just might
Decline to address civil rights,
Yet rule on momentary nudity and fleeting expletives.
Connect:
The Court’s Whimsy
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
