A liberal, a conservative, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Hi Mitt.”
Russ’ dad, via email
Connect:
If You Could Only Have One Joke About Romney…
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Unfortunately PR’s strict partisan editorial policy, refusing to acknowledge any variant viewpoints, will find this joke only 1/3rd as funny.