1. The new James Bond film
2. Tom Cruise’s wedding
3. Britney Spears’ divorce
As you can see I care just the tiniest little snip about Brit. I felt my forehead and there was no fever though.
Connect:
Things I Don’t Care About Most
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Would add:
1. Candidates for president in 2008.
2. Bush’s trip.
3. OJ’s book.
Remember that James Bond works for Tony Snow and George Bush!
If you were to swap 1 and 3 on your list, our beliefs would be in perfect congruence.