Just in on CNN: Sec. of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has resigned today and Pres. Bush will announce the resignation at a news conference at 11AM PST. John King says the resignation is under pressure from GOP leaders in Congress.
Bob Gates, former CIA Director, is likely to be named as his replacement.
I wonder how Borowitz knew this?
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
