By his sixth debate, you’d think Rick Perry would be free
Of the perception that he can’t debate effectively.
But when stating his vision for smaller government,
He couldn’t recall the name of the energy department.
But hey, give him credit — he did get two out of three!
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
