I think I’m the only senator who does not see a president when I look in the mirror.
— Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC), quoted by the Columbia State, adding that he will not run for president in 2016.
Connect:
Relax, DeMint Not Running for Prez in 2016
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
