The “conservative intelligentsia” are hoping to prod
Some Republican to enter the race who’s not a clod.
Because Politico really nailed it,
Saying of Rick, Michele and Mitt —
He’s a dope, she’s a joke and he’s a fraud.
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
I just read that article. The idea that there are “conservative intellectuals” is a hoot and a half.