I’m 100 percent certain I’m not going to run.
— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), in an interview with Piers Morgan, on a possible 2012 presidential bid.
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Christie ‘Certain’ He’s Not Running for Prez
Poetic Justice
In the diplomatic ranks, trained professionals toil,
To keep the peace and tamp down foreign turmoil.
But for Greek ambassador,
Trump picked an artful dodger —
The grifting, drunken blackmailer Kimberly Guilfoyle.
