You can’t flip-flop and be commander-in-chief.
— Newt Gingrich, speaking on Fox News on Sept. 17, 2004. Of course, Gingrich made an epic flip-flop yesterday and another one today on Libya.
Connect:
Newt Said It, We Didn’t
Poetic Justice
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
