That nasty Darrell Issa is already drawing up a list o’
All the things the Obamas should get dissed for.
That Darrell Issa’s got the gumption
To root out imaginary corruption.
That Darrell Issa’s going to be a real pisser.
Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario has created a litmus test —
Yield, and rename it Lake America, at Donald Trump’s behest,
Like Google and Apple, which already capitulated,
Changing the name just like Dear Leader stipulated,
But there’s one defiant holdout — the original mapping site, Mapquest.
