Backstage demands: When Veep Dick Cheney emerges from his underground bunker and ventures forth into this great land, he does so with a list his advance team must fulfill before he checks in to a hotel. It’s not as interesting as Alicia Keyes’, but it does give a dim glimpse of the Vice President of Torture and hunter of men. Oh yeah, check out his news sources — Pensito Review ain’t one of ’em.
From The Smoking Gun.
Pundits say that Trump’s $5,000 midterm bribe was an overreach,
And they agree that if lies were a crime, he’d be impeached.
Despite all the dividend promises he’s made,
The fact is, not one has ever been paid,
So even before the midterms, he already owes us $8,000* each.
*$5000 stimulus checks via “DOGE dividend”; $2000 stimulus checks via a “tariff dividend”; $1000-plus checks via “savings” from expiring Affordable Care Act subsidies
Laura Ingraham whispers sweet nothings in his ear about Iraq every night before he enters his crypt.