Look on us kindly, we deserve your pity.
We can’t help that we’re a hotbed of stupidity.
Miami’s a great place to live
Through we scored 47th out of 55,
On the list of America’s smartest cities.
So OK, we’re not a city of sages,
And sometimes we’re just outrageous.
But though we’ll never be first,
It still could have been worse —
At least we’re not as dumb as Las Vegas.
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