Listen, I’m going to get into a black Suburban and I’m going to drive back to the governor’s residence, go upstairs and order a pizza. I’m going to turn on a baseball game. You all can call me when you decide to reopen the government.
— New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R), quoted by the Camden Courier Post, recounting what he told legislators when they threatened a government shutdown.
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Remember to take small bites, Chris. Wouldn’t want you to choke.