Christmas Wars: Happy Frickin’ Holidays!

“Jesus Christ was just a regular person. He wasn’t the son of God, he wasn’t part of some Trinity, he didn’t turn water into wine and other such magic. Those of you who think he is, and that when you die your faith will be a ticket into heaven, guess what? Ain’t gonna happen!

“Oh, does this offend you? Boo hoo hoo! Deal with it!

“Think of how I, as a more or less agnostic person of Jewish descent, feel when William Donohoe of the Catholic League says of the White House attempt to wish people of all faiths a happy holiday season, “spare me the diversity lecture,” and that wishing people happy holidays is evidence that someone has “capitulated to the worst elements in our culture.”

“Apparently, if people like me prefer that outlets trying to get my business not tell me “Happy Birthday to the One and Only Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,” because we happen to not believe in Jesus, it makes us one of the worst elements in our culture. Gee thanks, Bill …

“So, instead of saying Happy Holidays this year, I’m just going to say “Go F**k Yourself!” Screw taking part in the season’s spirit, because apparently I’m not welcome. So enjoy your CHRISTMAS TREES on my public property, and your CHRISTMAS sales at stores that used to try to reach out to me, and CHRISTMAS cards from politicians, and the rest of the season that apparently only belongs to you. Me? As a member of the “worst element” of this “overwhelmingly Christian country,” I’m going to act my part and go kick a homeless person, maybe take candy from a baby, and quite possibly walk an old person into the middle of heavy traffic and leave them there.

“Yes, indeed, Go F**k Yourself, All, and to All a Good Night!”

— Eric Schmeltzer, Huffington Post

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2 thoughts on “Christmas Wars: Happy Frickin’ Holidays!”

  1. this really works if you goto the site and look at the picture

    The war on Christmas continues

    today I saw more signs of the contempt for CHRISTMAS that is permiating every fiber of American culture.

    at this place of biddness there is no room for the CHRISTMAS parking. I saw no other designated area for CHRISTMAS customers to park. Or for Christmas its self to park.

    this would be an outrage if I was a zealot hell bent on imposing my fucking “beliefs” on every body else around me. But I’m not so again I wont

    my favorite holiday to get up in peoples faces is the F.O. holiday. Its a holiday that happens every time you piss me off at any portion of my day and I get to say F.O.

    so f.o.

  2. I’m not going deep on this one. You’re just an idiot. When I die, if I’m wrong about Christ being the son of GOD, no harm, no foul. I go into nothingness. You on the hand, being a bitter tiny man full of hate, if you are wrong, it will be for a long, long time. I once thought like you until I got up to speed on the issue. From both sides not just from a bias pastor of a church. The whole faith issue is designed for you to have to seek it out to believe it, not have it proven to you like a court case. To be sure, I know the right wing crazies are out there with the left wingnuts. At least the right believes in something higher than thwmselves. Liberals are at the core about “me, myself, and me” despite this BS about being inclusive which only includes like minded liberals. Right Ann Coulter???

    Now, go ahead and paint me as another right winger yada, yada, yada, blah blah. I am so glad you liberals control nothing but a pen and your own bleek reality. Right Bill Maher.

    God Bless you any way..

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