The only thing worse than a torrid affair with sweet, sweet Nancy would be a torrid affair with Helen Thomas. If those were my only options, I’d probably be FOR same-sex marriage!
— Mike Huckabee, in an email to the New Yorker, joking about having an affair with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, proving that when it comes to comedy, he’s no George Will, and when it comes to tact, he’s no Joe Barton.
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Does anyone even need to say that if Mike Huckabee were the only option, women would feel the same way?