Year: 2025
2024 Was Not a Repudiation of Democratic Party
“Tuesday’s results back up my oft-stated argument that the November 2024 election was a highly focused repudiation of President Biden, the Biden-Harris Administration, and, by extension, Vice President Kamala Harris, not the top-to-bottom repudiation of the Democratic Party that many have made it out to be.”
— Charlie Cook
Boss of the Loss
On Tuesday Republicans saw an undeniable exposure of their party’s flaws,
And it’s clear that inflation, jobs and the shutdown were the cause.
Despite his obvious culpability,
Trump shirked all responsibility,
Asserting with caustic certainty, “I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT!” (Oh, but he was!)
Florida Freaks Out Over Vouchers for Islamic Charter Schools
“Sharia law seeks to destroy and supplant the pillars of our republican form of government and is incompatible with the Western tradition. The use of taxpayer-funded school vouchers to promote Sharia law likely contravenes Florida law and undermines our national security.”
— Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier, introducing an Islamic law scare into the public discourse via an X post magnifying claims that state universal school choice dollars were paying for instruction in Sharia in Tampa charter schools, reported Florida Phoenix.
Tests With No Proctors

To counter Russia and China, Trump wants to resume nuclear testing.
But Mr. President, sir, surely you must be jesting!
Those National Nuclear Security Administration furloughs
Means there’s almost no one left to handle the workload.
So the idea of nuke testing without NNSA oversight is most distressing.
We’re 6-7 About It

For English majors, modern language is getting to be a bummer,
And Gen Alpha‘s vocab seems based on memes and getting ever dumber.
So with certitude and aplomb,
The folks at Dictionary.com
Tell us their word of the year ain’t even a word, it’s a number.
Shutdown Could Cost U.S. $14 Billion
$14 billion
“The U.S. economy will lose between $7 billion and $14 billion due to the federal government shutdown, according to a new report released by Congress’s nonpartisan bookkeeper,” the Washington Post reports.
Trump’s Net Approval Hits New Bottom
-18
The Economist finds President Trump’s net approval rating is -18 (39% approve, 57% disapprove) — the lowest it has been since his inauguration and three percentage-points lower than at any point in his first term.
Of Guns and Groceries

In Florida, shopping at Publix used to be a pleasure.
You could walk the aisles and browse at your leisure.
Now, with “Stand Your Ground” and “Open Carry,”
When shopping for groceries you must be wary,
Lest a debate in the dairy aisle become your “last full measure.”
Soy un Agricultor de Soja

China used to buy half our soybeans to make stuff like tofu,
But Trump’s tariffs ended that, now what’s a soybean farmer to do?
Ask millionaire Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent,
Who owns $25 million in soybean land for rent,
He told ABC News: “I’m actually a soybean farmer. So, I have felt this pain, too.”


